Introduction & Contents
Chapter 1   Chapter 11
Chapter 2   Chapter 12
Chapter 3   Chapter 13
Chapter 4   Chapter 14
Chapter 5   Chapter 15
Chapter 6   Chapter 16
Chapter 7   Chapter 17
Chapter 8   Chapter 18
Chapter 9   Chapter 19
Chapter 10 Chapter 20
Chapter 21

   

Chapter 3

George grew up in his castle next to Bee, whom he called sister in the way of friendship, though he knew she was not so.
He had masters to teach him fencing, riding, swimming, gymnastics, dancing, hunting, falconry, tennis and generally all the arts. He even had a writing master, an old clerk, humble in his ways, but inwardly proud, who taught him various styles of handwriting. The more beautiful the style was, the more difficult it was to read. George found little pleasure, and consequently little benefit, either in the lessons of this old clerk or in those of an old monk who gave grammatical instruction, using the most barbarous terminology. George could not make out why he should take the trouble to learn a tongue he could talk by nature, which is called the mother tongue.
The only person he liked being with was the squire, Freeheart, who, having sought adventures all over the world, knew the customs of men and beasts, described all sorts of countries, and composed songs he did not know how to write down. Freeheart was the only master who taught George anything, because he was the only one who liked him, and affectionate lessons are the only good lessons. But the two pedants, the writing master and the grammatical master, who hated each other with all their heart, united in a common hatred of the old squire, whom the accused of inebriety.
It was true that Freeheart was rather too fond of going to the tavern called the Tin-jug. There he forgot his cares and composed his songs. He was certainly in the wrong.


Homer composed songs even better than Freeheart, and Homer only drank spring water. As to troubles, everybody has them, and it is not drinking wine but giving happiness to others that effaces them.
But Freeheart was an old man grown grey in the wars, loyal and meritorious, and the two masters ought to have hidden his weakness instead of reporting them with exaggeration to the Duchess.
“Freeheart is a drunkard,” said the writing master, “and when he comes back from the tavern called the Tin-jug, he describes in the road large S’s as he walks. I may say that this is the only letter he has ever shaped, for this drunkard is an ignoramus, your Grace.”
The grammatical master added: “As he staggers along he sings songs that offend against every rule and follow no received form; he is totally ignorant of synecdoche, your Grace.”
The Duchess had a natural dislike of meanness and tale-bearing. She did what all of us would have done in the same situation: she disregarded them at first, but as the kept on repeating their reports she ended by believing them and determined to remove Freeheart. However, to make his exile honourable she sent him to Rome to get the blessing of the Pope. What made this journey so long to the Squire Freeheart was the large number of taverns, haunted by musicians, which lay between the Duchy of the Clarides and the papal city. The story will show how soon the Duchess was to regret she had deprived the two children of their most reliable protector

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